I survived... somehow

Today was ludacris, and I don't mean the rapper.  IT started this morning, gentle easy... dr's appointment... came home to nap.... since all I'm allowed to do until Tuesday is sit and relax and not do anything. 

At this point this is where things start to get a little crazy...

Noon- Complex manager arrives to install deadbolt...
    New piece of equipment not working properly, can't put hole in the door
    Aha Eq fixed now we can install...
    Wait missing screws... oh well I'll get them later he says
    Now the holes aren't the right size.
    Just make it a litttle bigger...
    Nope wrong size, I need the other bit
    Its not fitting right...
    Alright thats set...
    I don't have a strike plate... ummm ....
    Fifteen minutes later... GOT ONE!
    The we chisel out the wood for the plate...
    Its not fitting right, oh wait, wrong way...
    IT works!
    LEts try the key...
    OOPH, alright Janelle will find some wd 40 for this bastard cause its a bitch to turn, Nope don't worry I'll take care of it. 

ITs now 3pm.  I jump in the shower, get dressed, decide im going comfy and in jeans.  No big deal.  Go tot he bank to get out some money for the raffles and the $10 at the door.  drive through ATM out of cash.  Go inside, theres a line to get to the atm, 2 people not long...

Get to the Benefit...

"Oh this is my neice, do you remember her? Oh well... *leans closer* They found a cyst on her ovaries too.  I don't want her to have what I do."

EXCUSE ME?!

If I wanted everyone to know about the fact that I have a cyst, I and I alone will tell them.  Fuck you.  I don't care if this is your own god damned benefit, you have no right to say shit about me. 

Insert a polite ten minute lecture on the anatomy and biology of a woman and the ovulation cycle and the rekease of hormones to produce an degg, and that a cyst on the ovary is a NATURAL, HEALTHY part of the female body. 

Go ahead talk over me about how I need to go see another doctor.  Fuck you.

*Walks away to go write up her raffle tickets*

Then I find a convenient excuse to escape early.  MY cousin's boyfrined broke up with her via a text message.  SCORE! " Let me go help her, and try to calm her down a bit before I need to to gdo the anniversary dinner.  Oh no its not a rpoblem."

Thank you for the excuse.  My cousin, doing alright, jsut stressed out and angry, and upset.  He took her virignity and dumps her "Maybe after Football season is over" Jackass...

Time for the Dinner!

Food awesome.
Family dramaless
Slideshow... everyone around me was crying when they put up pictures of you in uniform.  I managed to sit there and smile becuase I am proud to be your wife, and I had no reason to cry.  I think they might find me cold, oh well.  You're coming home soon, I'm not going to get emotional. 

Oh and then your mother's new husband pulls me aside and tries to give me a "fatherly lecture" that the next time I have to go to the hospital I should really make sure that I call them so that they could be there for me.  Sure you want me calling you between sobs and screams of pain.  Sure.  No thanks. I was fine, yeah it sucked having to go, yeah I wanted my husband, but I am not calling everyone and thier mother so that they can show up  to be with me.  I'm all set. 

I left after desert was put out, becuase my stomache was starting to bother me.  I get two minutes from the house and I have to stop and a dunkin donuts to use the bathroom before theres an issue.   The hell is wrong with me today.

I make one last stop at the benefit to see my mother and father.  Give them hugs dance with my dad for a bit being corny and goober-ish as usual.  Then came home. 

I survived, not the happiest, not the smoothest... but I survived and no one has been hurt. :D

♥Always ♥