Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Long awaited update...

Starting from the last time I wrote...

Homecoming was alot of fun.  I had a blast in the stands, cheering, and playing music again.  It was amazing to see my friends again, and it really felt like I was back in college, (minus the uniform) haning out on a saturday at the football game.  We tailgated before the game and I had a poptart and a apple at Amy and Sophia's car.  It was fun.... sophia was making herself scrambled egg whites, and amy was eating hotdogs.  Hebrew national the Dog of the Jewish. 

Then I drove back home, to pick up my friend for the wedding.  However, when I got there, she wasn't even cose to ready- and we were late.  thankfully so was the entire wedding party.  they did pictures before the wedding not after, so the photographers ran late- go figure.  The wedding was beautiful, and for her being pagan I could appreciate the ministers use of not beaing us over the head with God.  And actually told them to take a walk in the light of the new moon, on their new path together.  I thought it was awesome, and highly appropriate.

The wedding reception was alot of fun too, every table had a different fairytale- and the centerpieces matched the fairytales.  I happened to be sitting at the little mermaid table.  Of course I thought it was cool as shit :D  The centerpiece had little shells with pearls in them, so I was excited.  And I even thought I had won it but I didn't. I was close though I had almsot won it. We ended up staying alot later than planned...

I did get out in time however to get up to the regular play night.  I had already made plans to help out freaky with trampling her footstool, and then getting a practice stabby stabby to see how I liked them.  ((aka try a few needles see how it goes before the corset on sunday.))  I was more than a little nervous about stabby stabby, and cause it was going to be my first public play after the debacle several years ago. 

OMG I stood on someone! I felt like I weighed next to nothing.  I was standing on him, and he looked blissfully happy, like I wasn't gigantic or anything.  It rocked.  Was weird at first, but it was cool... the things that you try will suprise you I swear.  I do have to say though, every time I crossed my legs i was inadvertently bringing them near him in the lounge, and kept distracting him.  Accidental I swear!

Then it was stabby stabby time.  Two girls went ahead of me, they were sister, and it was interesting to watch them first.  So then its my turn, I hop up on the table, holding my cell phone intently staring at it ike... c'mon Sir... log in... log in so I can talk to you while this is happening.  No logging in.  Oh shit its needle time, look up at the ceiling, don't look down... pinch, pinch... eeep pinch.  Well that feels weird but cool.  *looks down* holy shit theres a needle in my boob this is cool.  three more later I didn't want them out.  I'm all endorphine-y and chilling on the gyno table with needles going this is so cool... I sent a few messages to my Sir who didn't get them until much later, but it worked. Being able to text him was very helpful for me. 

Oh, and then when it was time for them to come out.  I pulled one out on my own.    I went slowly, kinda like... whats this gonna feel like, pull pull, not bad, pull pull... mmm I can wait... *pause* okay time to come out YOINK.  Hey audra I took it outmyself! look! oooh and now its bleeding! And then the craziest thing ever... I ASKED to have an alcohol swab wiped over them. It was an oddly warm comfy relaxing burn.  I am such a masochist.

Then we went out to dinner at a diner.  A diner we are never EVER going back to.  The food was alright, and cheap, but it was packed with drunks and rude people.  Including the armpit sniffer, the assholes, and the bitchy woman.  As we went to leave, one table was giving the waitress a really hard time and started screaming.  Then as we are leaving, some jackass is standing outside screaming " FAGGOT" and calling some guy on the other end of the parking lot that... over and over and over...  overcourse this is as Two Transgenders are walking out of the restaurant and trying their damndest not to punch the drunk idiot. 

It was a wonderful thing >.< Then we drove back home, and went to bed....


Now its sunday! YAAAY Happy day, having company over, cooking good foos and pokey pokey with needles for a corset.

It got off to a late start because no one ended up arriving until after 4 or so.  It happens.  We had a cheese plate with grapes, and crackers, bruschetta  with mozzarella and tomatoes (stolen from one of the aunts).  Then for dinner we had chicken and broccoli alfredo, and desert was ice cream sammiches ( made from chcolate chip cookies and vanilla icecream).  I cooked dinner, bitey helped with desert, freaky and ben put together the cheese platter and I burnt the bruschetta! Woot go me! A little char to scrape off but they were still good!

After dinner it was pokey pokey time! Freaky got everything set up in the living room, I moved my laptop over so that I would see if and When Sir logged in, Ben had the camera poised and ready to take pictures... and did he ( I'll post some at the end) And Audra sat by keeping footstool occupied... Even thought they both ended up making me laugh.  Which is a bad thing when needles are going into your boob, you giggle they jiggle and the needle wiggles its not times.   It was awesome.  Though we did have to cork the ends, because we found out that when I was taking a drink of apple cider, I was poking myself and making meself bleed.  Ooops. 

When they were all in I was chilling relaxing, hanging out with my needles in.  then to the shock of everyone, the needle-phobic ben decided to try a needle. He did awesome! and then he looked... not a smart move.  But instead of asking for it to come out, he wanted more! It rocked, I was so excited and so proud of him.  * three cheers for ben!*  Then Freaky started having fun with alcohol swabs on the needles when she took them out.  Gigggles That was fun.  Ben has the greatest facial expressions...

Sadly it was then time to take them out.  The rest of the evening is not to be discussed as it might leak certain suprises for our anniversary so :P

And now... the pictures... step by step...































































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